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the insides of your eyelids
Wednesday, December 23
The four-year-old blue great dane, weighs a staggering 245lbs and measures almost 43ins at the shoulder
If you were my dog, I’d buy a saddle and reins and ride you all over Philly
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I fucking love fb conversation parodies.
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Tuesday, December 22
It’s 10 o’clock and I’m ready to go to bed. I feel like an elderly woman. I have to wake up at 7:00 tomorrow. : ( . At least I’ll be making bank.
- Neck
- Back
- Throat
- Legs
- Burn
- Eyes
- Head
- All Hurt
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Baby It’s Cold Outside, Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone
This is so wonderful, her voice is so nice
I agree. but you’re still a hooka’(hooker)
: )
You’re lucky I’ve known you long enough to understand that whenever you say ” a hooker” you mean “one of my favorite people to hang out with” or “my bestfriend” or “the person I aspire to be like everyday of my life”
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Monday, December 21
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